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themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

(Source: korra)

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

georgetakei:

Those crazy eights… http://po.st/b60jWI

georgetakei:

Those crazy eights… http://po.st/b60jWI

lumpenspaceproletariat:

fandomsandfeminism:

transgenerd:

reverendjohnnymidnite:

lillylouwho:

trigger-incoming:

Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever. 

Always.

NO NO NO. 

DO NOT USE IMALIVE. 

THEY ARE CONNECTED WITH “TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS” WHICH IS AN EXTREME CHRISTIAN GROUP THAT IS RLY SHITTY TO LGBTQ YOUTH AMONG OTHER TERRIBLE THINGS (I’M PRETTY SURE THEY’RE A SCAM AS WELL) 

IMALIVE IS NOT A GOOD THING. 

IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THAT STUFF BUT CAN’T USE THE PHONE. PLEASE USE CRISISCHAT.ORG ISNTEAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT USE IMALIVE THEY ARE DANGEROUS

I reblogged IMALIVE last night. I’m reblogging this post for the correction. Thank you! 

shit i knew TWLOHA was christian but not that they’re revolting and queerphobic ughughugh so much for Christianity i guess

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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(Source: thesoftestbunny)

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

The difference between ambiguity and confusion can be puzzling to beginning writers. Ambiguity is the controlled and deliberate presentation of a limited number of possible interpretations. … Confusion, on the other hand, is the lack of control that results when you omit or leave blurry certain information that your readers need to know.

- Jerome Stern, Making Shapely Fiction (via the-right-writing)

genalovestoons:

When I’m Grunk

Gosh dang, I finally finished this thing. ENJOY.

Fanart by magicalmegatitties, oyasuminerd, rollingrabbit, usbdongle and runningwithpaper. Based on this video.